Complain about space

My work is like the movie "Office Space".

And yes my TPS reports are late again!

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KILL ME!

While standing in the never ending line at the post office today, this lady is behind me filling out labels for her packages. Everytime the line moves up, she proceeds to slide her box closer and closer to me as well as herself. Everytime...