Complain about office

My work is like the movie "Office Space".

And yes my TPS reports are late again!

http://www.bullshitjob.com/officespace/

KILL ME!

Muslims hate, like vehemently hate, our guts. Somebody will probably throw an if, when or where in there, bringing up their friendly little Muslim grocery store owner, but for the most part, that's true. So what do the whacked out screwballs...

OK, I admit it. When I get into the elevator, I want the door to close as quickly as possible and I want to go away. I don't want to hold the door open for you, waiting for your slow ass to crawl across the lobby. So, when you see the doors...

Why can't we all just go on a permanent vacation???